My 2 Cents (Twitter Bios)

Do some of you get a kick out of reading Twitter Bios?

I sure in the Hell do...

heres a Typical Example of a Dude Twitter bio who has no JOB

BIO: Straight hustler, Rapper, CEO of "so an so" Entertainment (then they put in a rap quote) and say for booking Email TOLAZY4AJOB@gmail.com

Here is an Example of a  Female Twitter bio who has No JOB......

BIO: Eye candy Model 32-42-44 5 Star Barbie chick M.O.N. (Money Ova Niggas) for Bookings and events Email BasicBroadWho2Lazy@gmail.com

And Here is the Best example of all... Quote

"THE DUDE OR FEMALE THAT U KNOW THAT DOES NOT DO ALL THAT SHIT THAT THEY GOT IN THERE PROFILE!"

Example

Male BIO: College student, Hustler, CEO, Lawyer in 6 yrs, REAL ass nigga, rapper, singer, writer, Producer get at me ima be famous for bookings email..

Female BIO: Nurse, stripper, Boss Bitch, Model, I must say I does it all... For booking email...

Those be the WORST!!

why u worried bout impressing others if u don't do all what you say in your bio

DONT TELL ME===> "FOR MORE FOLLOWERS"

if that isn't some lame shit I don't know what is..

I'm not hating in no way for people who really put in their time and effort to market themselves " im just tired of running into people who talk the talk and FAIL to walk the walk when it comes to the business side..

Rappers who have "for bookings and collabs in their bio"

If u expecting something free 24/7 in the Rap game please go to your local McDonalds=========>

Get u an application and WORK!! If you're a deadbeat no budget rapper!

If you don't understand this game do your research please I'm tired of people asking for free beats

Rappers favorite lines when u tell em you don't give beats for free... QUOTE

1. Who have you Produced for?
2. Why haven't i heard of you?
3. I got niggas who would die to make me a free beat so i could rap on their tracks
4. Come on ill give you more exposure i got a nice fan Base (500 Myspace friends, 40 followers #STOPIT5)
5. ETC

I done heard it all... here is a couple of reasons why you shall pay for a beat/produced mixed track with vocals

1. My equipment is worth more than your vocal box, pen, paper, thoughts, iPhone, blackberry (except drakes Blackberry lol)..
2. My Equipment software/Hardware in which thousands of dollars is invested
3. Appreciate the time and Crack (I mean Craft) that one producer/beatmaker puts in making a Beat
4. The Courtesy.. you mean to tell me after u watched or listen to somebody take out there time to make a hot track for you that u wont even pay them? where is your manners at!!

Those are just a Few...

now Model wise.. i do not know the model game..

but i will say this.. well show this ====>

Quit while your ahead if you think this is modeling  and somebody tell her wipe that Baby power off her Thong line

Ya so-called models are off the hook but I will be back for your Basic Asses..

BEAMING out.....

J.R.